akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
govinduhh: can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
buttsdotcom: I need to lose 30 pounds in today
tvvink: “how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
maleteen: people who say pop instead of soda are not my friends they are my enemies baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyy
sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across
rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
danalmostcaughtonfire: tunetechfrosthead: nothisisnotdog: *ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU* *VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY* DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO...
pineconespinecones: bumbleblaine: i came home after a horrible day and my brother said that i’m going to be happy soon because Darren Criss is waiting in my bed and i thought he was joking but then i’m so fucking done with my family. IF YOU’RE DONE WITH THEM I’LL HAVE THEM
timelords-and-trenchcoats: rena-librarian: dakt37: this is so bad and i’m so not sorry THIS IS HILARIOUS AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE SORRY This is my favorite thing